Oh hey guys! It’s Devon Does Stuff and we’re just enjoying some wine. Totally just kidding – I don’t like wine.
Maybe it’s because I am still a child, I don’t know. I enjoy my flavored vodka. Still kinda stuck in the high school phase of drinking.
I didn’t know people drank in High School first of all. I was coding my MySpace page and apparently everyone is out drinking.
I thought when teenagers in movies were drinking out of Solo cups I thought it was juice – I was that PG-thirteen person that were fooling. Ugh! It’s awful.
But if you’re like me you find yourself in situations where you lay have to drink wine maybe it’s brunch, maybe it’s girls day, maybe it’s a winery, who knows?
So I’m gonna give you some tips how to best enjoy wine as a person who doesn’t enjoy wine. Cheers! Clink! Just gonna pour some more cat wine. Just kidding it’s empty I dumped it out for the bottle.
Here are five tips for how to drink wine for people who don’t drink wine:
- Know Where the Dumping Stations Are
- Be So Snobby That They Refuse to Give You Wine
- Bring a Flask… of Grape Juice
- Pretend It’s Not Wine
- Just Go Outside… Or to Parties… Or Have Friends
Hope you enjoyed these tips and let me know if you have any tips of your own.